The Pokémon TCG is in a little bit of a precarious place proper now. As a consequence of unprecedented curiosity in new playing cards pushed by Pokémon TCG Pocket, spiking resale costs, and over-excitement at a brand new Eevee-based particular set, the most recent units are promoting out all over the place earlier than common clients can discover them. It’s into this example that Prismatic Evolutions launches, which is a double-shame, given it’s probably the most enjoyable set to open in endlessly.
Prismatic Evolutions is that Eevee-based set, and that furry brown pup tends to set Pokémon followers right into a furor the likes of which solely Charizard can beat. The final time Eevee fronted a group was in 2021 with Evolving Skies, and that’s nonetheless inflicting conniptions within the resale market. (Evolving Skies booster containers, $130 on launch, now promote for $1,300+, and the so-called Moonbreon card alone at present has a market value of $1,600.) So it’s that from the second of Prismatic’s announcement in November, pre-orders offered out quicker than they may very well be marketed, and sadly plenty of it was scalpers.
Nevertheless, Kotaku is within the lucky place of getting had The Pokémon Firm Worldwide ship over a field crammed with numerous Prismatic Evolutions assortment containers and an ETB, with a complete of 26 packs to open. And other people, it’s a very good set! It’s, dare I say, the primary Scarlet & Violet period set to characteristic pull charges that really feel beneficiant. And I really feel that manner regardless of, in opening all 26 packs, not pulling a single card above an ultra-rare. Yeah, it’s odd.

Prismatic Evolutions is filled with so many special-feeling playing cards that the pull price I skilled was near 1. As in, after opening 20 packs we’d sleeved 19 playing cards. Scarlet & Violet’s reorganization of pack contents imply there’s a holo in each one, making them generic, and this has meant that for many units of the period, getting something higher has been round 1 in 4. However in Prismatic, a lot of the set is made up of ex playing cards, new full-art holo patterns, Ace Specs, the primary worldwide model of Japan’s Poké Ball and Grasp Ball holos, and a whopping 49 alt-art playing cards of various rarity, that it’s laborious to not get one thing attention-grabbing in each pack. Positive, that reduces their “worth” given their ubiquity, however after two years of being starved for enjoyable, it feels giddying. Proper up till you discover that you just’re not truly getting the alt-arts.
That’s the vital factor, proper there. In the event you’re seeking to purchase a pack of playing cards the place you’ve bought probability of getting one thing pleasingly shiny, and you could find them, it is a nice buy. For youths, it’s precisely the way it ought to be, which means they’re not nearly at all times losing $4 of allowance on a pack containing nothing however bulk. It is a win. However now, let’s get into the weeds.

Of these 26 packs, and clearly ignoring promos that got here within the numerous containers, we bought a complete of six holo-pattern Energies, 5 ex playing cards, one Ace Spec, eight Poké Ball holo patterned playing cards, one Grasp Ball holo sample, and 4 full-art trainers. Now, most individuals gained’t think about ex and holo Energies that particular, however given they’re higher than nothing, we’re nonetheless near a 1:1 ratio on 26 packs. (I’d say, given double-ups, that there have been maybe simply 5 packs total that had nothing however a typical windowed holo.) However even discounting them, that is nonetheless top-notch hits. It’s simply that, on one other stage, we fully missed.
Which is to say, in all 26 packs, we didn’t get a single Particular Illustration Uncommon or Hyper Uncommon, and this set has 37 of them to seek out! That means that, whereas it was a lot enjoyable to tear this open and carry on feeling like we have been hitting, anybody attempting to finish the set goes to be going through a chapter. And that’s all of the extra true given this set incorporates a group of Eeveelution arts which can be going to be so, so costly. TPCi hasn’t precisely been refined right here: the SIR Umbreon is a murals, and it’s bought a large moon in it—they know precisely what they’re doing. It’s already promoting for nearly $1,500.
I’m not in the slightest degree fussed to not have the Hyper Rares—they’re gold playing cards that look ridiculous, and I can’t think about any of the 5, however for the Pikachu, will maintain any worth in any respect. However oh my god, as I leaf by means of the ETB’s booklet, I’m overwhelmed with probably the most beautiful assortment of artworks I’ve ever seen in a single set.
That is one thing that’s made to really feel a little bit extra galling whenever you study that a lot of the set’s bulk is reprints of playing cards from earlier S&V units, and seem so ceaselessly as to turn into farcical. Within the 26 packs, we obtained 4 or 5 of virtually each primary card, and a ridiculous eight copies of the Stage 1 Dipplin that initially appeared in Twilight Masquerade. That’s nearly one in three packs containing the silly toffee apple. Go away!

So sure, I’m wanting by means of this Participant’s Information in any respect these artworks I need and feeling huge FOMO. In different circumstances, I’d be very tempted to go purchase a bunch extra within the hopes of getting a card that’d look superior in a binder. (I’ll put collectively a gallery of the most effective artwork on this set, and it’ll be one million pages lengthy.) Each one of many Eeveelution alt-arts goes to price a bajillion bucks, and you might in all probability repay your mortgage for those who pulled that new Moonbreon, however the Dragapult ex and Palafin ex are mind-blowing items of labor.
I’d prefer to think about I might have discovered one alt-art in all these playing cards, however clearly the pattern dimension is just too small to attract conclusions from, and I could have simply been spectacularly unfortunate. Nevertheless, pack openings on YouTube, this does appear considerably typical. We’ll know for positive when the likes of Danny Phantump et al put their information collectively.
However sure, that is all extremely moot if nobody can truly purchase the stuff. Prismatic Evolutions goes to maintain releasing new containers all yr, so hopefully the present insanity could have eased off in some unspecified time in the future and it will all turn into extra out there. Pokémon assures us that they’re working quick to run reprints of all the present containers, and attempting to get inventory into shops.
And so again to that important level: if you could find it, and particularly when you have children, it is a deal with of a set to open. Simply don’t count on to be seeing many Particular Illustration Rares.
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