There are not any geese in my pool.
There by no means have been any geese in my pool. To be sincere wit’cha, I don’t even know if the geese in The Sims 4 would hit the identical as those I fed again within the outdated place. However I miss ‘em all the identical.
Why? Will you cease asking me stuff like that? It all the time comes again to why with you. Sure, I do know you’re my shrink, and that’s why you’re residing on the balcony atop my home, taking my cash and sleeping on this coffin I’ve purchased for you as a result of I believed it’d be humorous, however you don’t should rub it in. No, I haven’t collapsed lately.
OK, I’ve shouted at a stuffed bunny that appeared a bit like a skeleton, and possibly I maintain inflicting a ruckus on the ghost model of alcoholics nameless, however I’m in management. Issues are going high-quality at work. Look, you already know I can’t inform you numerous about what I do for a residing, however I’ve instructed you that I’m within the waste administration enterprise, proper? Yeah, not a legal, as a result of we’re higher than petty criminals, however a part of an…organisation…that takes care of issues.
It’s a household enterprise, the boss is that this outdated fella, and he has a really set means of doing issues. Believes very strongly in custom, as I do. Within the thought of individuals doing what they’re speculated to. He appears to love me, I suppose as a result of I’m good at coping with issues discreetly when somebody’s kicked the bucket. What? You may’t show I’ve ever touched a scythe – simply attempt asking the witnesses, I promise they’ll don’t have anything however good issues to say about me.
It’s very Catholic, I suppose, even when I don’t fairly keep in mind the place that entire feeding reaped souls into the enormous portal to the nether was within the Bible. I oughta ask Carmella, she’s extra into that s**t than I’m, though I clearly nonetheless imagine and I make rattling certain Meadow and Anthony Jr. do too.
It’s necessary, you already know, even when it’s getting tougher to maintain the harsher realities of working for the Netherworld Division of Loss of life from them at this level. They’re rising up, beginning to develop increasingly more advanced moodlets of their very own. Having Paulie and Chris residing with us – together with you and, er, my mom – most likely isn’t serving to, however what’s a man gonna do? We needed to transfer out right here to f**king Ravenwood from New Jersey. I wished to exit to Vegas or Arizona, someplace sunny, however no, the feds have been dialling up the warmth, so we’re caught in a city they’ve by no means heard of. One with households of ghosts, crypts galore, and a f**king tree that whispers to you.
I even needed to convey you too, Dr Melfi. Oh, shut up, you already know you didn’t need to return to that motel you hid out in final time. Plus, there are many weirdos you’ll be able to speak to right here. That Layne Coffin, don’t get me began. Don’t give me that look, he’s simply a kind of happy-go-lucky assholes we talked about that point.
Anyway, he’s the least of my issues. Sure, it’s my mom. You realize I needed to relent and let her come stay with us after we moved out right here, though she’s useless to me. Properly, we didn’t get alongside, and now she’s actually useless to me. What are you lookin’ at? No, Christ, in fact I didn’t do it, I beloved that girl. You have been there when it occurred. She went out for a swim within the pool at like ten within the night, as a result of for some motive she wished to attempt to stage up her train talent.
The following factor we all know, increase, some partitions seem across the edges of the pool, trapping her within the water. She bobs there, crying out as we attempt to get to her, with each one in all her want meters nosediving, apart from her bladder. It takes about forty minutes, after which the reaper seems. One way or the other, he takes her soul by the partitions, and she or he transforms right into a ghost.
Then, subsequent factor you already know, he’s gone and so are the partitions. Right here’s my mom, floating by the foundations again into the home, like nothing’s occurred. She’s principally been her regular self since, however she retains possessing the furnishings, levitating stuff, leaping out in any respect of us. It actually freaks Paulie out, it drives me up the wall, and the worst factor is that I do know I’m gonna have a struggle on my arms in relation to her stuff, as a result of she did a very bizarre will. Not that I would like any of it, particularly that random lamp she made an heirloom as a result of she was nonetheless getting a dangle of the mechanic. However you’ll be able to wager your ass Janice is gonna flip up in some unspecified time in the future to attempt to discover the deed to her outdated home.
Talking of Janice, she would not come to the funeral. I provided to pay for her ticket from Seattle, however she saved telling me she’d by no means heard of Ravenwood, couldn’t discover it on a map. I instructed her you simply open up the menu, choose worlds, and there it’s. Apparently that was too robust for her, are you able to imagine it?
Anyway, we’ve all been grieving. There’s 4 totally different varieties, and I all the time appear to get the angriest ones, as a result of I’ve acquired the hot-headed trait. It’s not my fault, my dad handed it all the way down to me. So, I carry on flying off the deal with, particularly after I’m round her ghost. The remainder of them are coping in several methods. A few of them maintain crying it out, giving themselves pep talks in mirrors, and even going for unhappy swims. The rattling home doesn’t assist, trigger it has the On Hallowed Grounds trait, which retains making us really feel uncomfortable by itself.
The funeral appeared to assist a bit, we adopted her needs and saved it low-key. You realize, second’s silence so folks didn’t should attempt to discover good issues to say. No enjoying music. Loads of meals. I managed to steer the children to not fireplace off the memorial cannon I don’t keep in mind shopping for. A pleasant image of her close to the casket, then I took the urn and made it right into a headstone within the yard. Look, in the event you purchase a home with a built-in cemetery, you reap the benefits of it.
Since then, although, it’s Christopher I’m most nervous about. You see, Paulie’s simply an undertaker, however I let Moltisanti comply with in my footsteps a bit, turn out to be a grimtern. Anyway, he caught a take a look at Grim’s slablet, and now he says he’s gonna die quickly, and that he’s going to hell. This entire Chased By Loss of life trait factor. That’s actually acquired Paulie going, he thinks he is likely to be going to hell too. Even went to see a psychic, who did some bizarre stuff with tarot playing cards. Now he’s gathering them, giving folks readings whereas he eats his Gabagool. Hums TV advert themes whereas he does it too, drives me nuts. If he wasn’t an excellent earner for the family, I might need to chop him free.
It’s okay, although. I’m simply taking it a day at a time, engaged on my bucket record, to attempt to discover a little bit of happiness. I’m doing alright in my soul’s journey. Although, I don’t know the way I’m speculated to critique the world. Possibly that’s why I maintain getting these moodlets that make me panic about my unfulfilled targets. I suppose I’m stressed that I’ll find yourself with unfinished enterprise that’ll cease me from transferring on peacefully, regardless of how a lot ghost mastery I rack up.
You see, what I would like greater than something is for these geese to come back again. However that is The Sims 4, and whereas this new enlargement pack’s fairly cool, I’ve not purchased the Cottage Dwelling one but.
So, there are not any geese in my pool.
